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About Me Member Cheerleader Kevin Contreras22/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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lol FUCK MY LIFE...

Tue Nov 10, 2009, 3:08 PM
  • Mood: Crazy
  • Listening to: Rebirth of the Nemesis by Melechesh
  • Reading: History of Manga
  • Watching: Fullmetal Alchemist 2 brotherhood ep 31!!:D
  • Playing: With Pencils and Brushes!!!;P
  • Eating: Your EYES and SOUL!!!! bwahahaha...mmm
  • Drinking: Your BLOOD, Coke, and of course COFFEE
Yesterday I almost became road kill thanks to some dumb cunt that doesn't know what little light that shows a white figure of a person walking, red light, and me having crossing 1/4 of the street means!!!!!! I stopped and the cunt was pissed off so I flipped her off!!!!! Later that night... I was taking a huge dump and I felt something pinch my ass!!!!!!!!! I looked didn't see anything... so after I finish wiping and washing my hands, I went to get a drink of water then I see a fucking spider walking across my ARM!!!!! I SLAPPED the MOTHER FUCKER and I was looking for it (so that I may kill it) and I just could find it... then I felt something in my back... so I walked to the bath room and open my shirt there it was THAT FUCKING SPIDER!!!!! I repeated the words FUCK over and over and think of aways to kill it!!! Finally I claimed myself down since I got used to the MO FU Spider and then Called my mom's cell to wake her up and assist me with advice... She told me to just take off my shirt fast and throw it at the bathtub... so I did... then I began to shake the shirt... and nothing came out... my mom then thought is was all in my head... after she left I began shaking it again then the MOTHER FUCKER COMES OUT AND FUCKING KILLED THAT DOUCHE BAG!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​ And then I showed her the evidence and she believed me!!! So, I thought to myself FUCK MY LIFE!!!:( And so death maybe after me FINAL DESTINATION STYLE!!!D: I don't think the spider was venomous since I decided to test this by sleeping... if awoke in morning it wasn't and if I was dead by morning then It was!!! I'm alive and fine... so I guess it wasn't even though it bite me more than once!!LMAO I think I maybe a spider God since for some odd reason I've had more similar events with other spiders!!!!!:XD: BTW THIS GUY IS BAD ASS---> [link]=player_embedded

All the drawings/art people have done just for me!!!=D I THANK YOU ALL!!!:glomp: And just in case I forgot to add one yours, please feel free to tell me!!!=D I'm quite forget full!!!^^;

:iconmacswake: -this awesome artist drew my favorite anime character, darica, for me!!!:dance:- [link]

:iconspangle1: -And this awesome artist drew sexy aliens using my mouth:strip:- [link]

Just because I'm bored!!!:evillaugh::evillaugh::slamhead::stupidme::headache:Here my myspace
[link] And My Gaia [link] And Finally my Facebook [link]=profile ... and I whore myself to Twitter [link] !!!! See ya there!!!;)



Bwahahahahaha:evillaugh::stab::bounce::cries::plotting::confused::pee::dance::boogie:=D:evillaugh::XD:

Friends I know in person!!:love: And they need more Views!!!:nod: So go visit their page!!;p [link]

People that Watch me!!:hug: They're awesome so go and watch them!!!:P [link]

People I watch!!:dance: They are all amazing so have fun!!!;P 1. [link]
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Clubs I've joined!:boogie: Give them all a try!! ;P [link]

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: In a some person's Eye
  • Interests: draw, play any final fantasy, watch animes, ride my dirt bike, watch movies,and do random things!
  • Favourite movie: Too many to name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Favourite band or musician: don't really have a favorite now that i think about it...maybe Tool Plus don't forget Will
  • Favourite genre of music: metal, j-pop, random stuff, i guess??
  • Favourite artist: Yoshitaka Amano
  • Favourite poet or writer: The person that writes the strories for Final Fantasy!!
  • Favourite style of art: i respeat all accept my art teacher Mrs.Matinez's Shit ahahaha!!!
  • Operating System: The School Computers of Course!!^^;
  • MP3 player of choice: Dell DJ20!!:/
  • Shell of choice: The mario ones!!!>:D
  • Wallpaper of choice: anime ;P
  • Skin of choice: One thats made out of babies and clowns!!! ;P
  • Favourite game: final fantasy viii
  • Favourite gaming platform: Hmmm...I guess the one that god uses!!!!!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Lord Darcia and many others!!!:D
  • Personal Quote: If my Life was in a book, then I would be one of the background characters that no cares about!-Me
  • Tools of the Trade: Evil man eating Hamsters like Hamtaro ahahahahaha!!

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Thanks for the fav! :star:

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:+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav:!!! :wow: Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!
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